ridiculously silly smutty conversations about absolute nonsense are priceless

oh actually i think she's changed her mind to pasta

i HATE pasta

16:21Me

if not we can throw the shit out the window and leave

i HATE pasta

i wouldn't be seen DEAD eating pasta

16:24Edward

i know baby i'm not eating dirty fucking pasta

16:24Me

what a pair of rank old tarts

16:24Edward

i wipe my arse with pasta

16:25Me

i make pasta sit on my dick

16:25Edward

i've got some canneloni sat on it right now

extra large since you ask

16:26Me

i've got my dick in a heap of fucking gnocchi

nested

16:26Edward

a little fuckin betchamel for good measure

just pushin spirelli up my fucking arsehole

16:27Me

i tortellinied some faeces for you earlier

then spunked on it

16:27Edward

oh yeah

i jizzed on some tagliatelle and ate it with a boiled egg on top

shit

i think i WANT pasta now

16:29Me

i pissed in a packet of linguine

16:29Edward

ITS SO SEXY

16:29Me

ITS MAKING ME ROCK SOLID

16:29Edward

i just put a bit of spaghetti down my knob

16:30Me

i am coming right over to suck that filthy ghetti out

16:31Me

pasta manana i got to get out of here cochinelle

16:32Edward

see you lasagneater