Thursday 17 June 2010



speechless



sunny eh?



i don't think i would mind staying in this dome'ment

this is a bit disconcerting though



Monday 14 June 2010






Distractions & Excuses

Cava Parks
Thirty Years of Brotherhood
Best Birthdays
Face Offs and Wonderboys
Southern Returns
Ibiza Sisterhood
Welsh shores of Ogmoors
Hans Solo
Pensive Clarity
Holland
Sweepstakes
The Boat that Masqueraded as a Wedding
Mobility Scooter Parades
Football Tickle
Candy Guns
Train Time Travelling
Lazy Parks
Sunday Superstitions

The Change
The Clarity Fading

Things to do

Thomas Tantrum (Sister) at the Lexington
Shane Meadows O' Clock : Room for Romeo Brass & Somers Town
Norwegian Excitement
Bills and Balls
Do

On the Earberry (almost continuously) : The Black Keys
(John Peel Session Live at the Corn Exchange)



Friday 4 June 2010




football is so great

this is my team

my football bedroom is going to be brilliant






Wednesday 2 June 2010



ridiculously silly smutty conversations about absolute nonsense are priceless


oh actually i think she's changed her mind to pasta

i HATE pasta

16:21Me

if not we can throw the shit out the window and leave

i HATE pasta

i wouldn't be seen DEAD eating pasta

16:24Edward

i know baby i'm not eating dirty fucking pasta

16:24Me

what a pair of rank old tarts

16:24Edward

i wipe my arse with pasta

16:25Me

i make pasta sit on my dick

16:25Edward

i've got some canneloni sat on it right now

extra large since you ask

16:26Me

i've got my dick in a heap of fucking gnocchi

nested

16:26Edward

a little fuckin betchamel for good measure

just pushin spirelli up my fucking arsehole

16:27Me

i tortellinied some faeces for you earlier

then spunked on it

16:27Edward

oh yeah

i jizzed on some tagliatelle and ate it with a boiled egg on top

shit

i think i WANT pasta now

16:29Me

i pissed in a packet of linguine

16:29Edward

ITS SO SEXY

16:29Me

ITS MAKING ME ROCK SOLID

16:29Edward

i just put a bit of spaghetti down my knob

16:30Me

i am coming right over to suck that filthy ghetti out

16:31Me

pasta manana i got to get out of here cochinelle

16:32Edward

see you lasagneater


Tuesday 1 June 2010


incredible vintage xxx


""Oh darling use a fish skin, I don't want junior so soon""




perfect aesthetic



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