Thursday, 17 June 2010
Monday, 14 June 2010
Friday, 4 June 2010
Wednesday, 2 June 2010
ridiculously silly smutty conversations about absolute nonsense are priceless
oh actually i think she's changed her mind to pasta
i HATE pasta
16:21Me
if not we can throw the shit out the window and leave
i HATE pasta
i wouldn't be seen DEAD eating pasta
16:24Edward
i know baby i'm not eating dirty fucking pasta
16:24Me
what a pair of rank old tarts
16:24Edward
i wipe my arse with pasta
16:25Me
i make pasta sit on my dick
16:25Edward
i've got some canneloni sat on it right now
extra large since you ask
16:26Me
i've got my dick in a heap of fucking gnocchi
nested
16:26Edward
a little fuckin betchamel for good measure
just pushin spirelli up my fucking arsehole
16:27Me
i tortellinied some faeces for you earlier
then spunked on it
16:27Edward
oh yeah
i jizzed on some tagliatelle and ate it with a boiled egg on top
shit
i think i WANT pasta now
16:29Me
i pissed in a packet of linguine
16:29Edward
ITS SO SEXY
16:29Me
ITS MAKING ME ROCK SOLID
16:29Edward
i just put a bit of spaghetti down my knob
16:30Me
i am coming right over to suck that filthy ghetti out
16:31Me
pasta manana i got to get out of here cochinelle
16:32Edward
see you lasagneater